BP Oil Spill Solutions. The Best Of The Best So Far.

It's important to remember that the solutions don't actually have to work. They just need to be creative.

Hay - The results in scaled down tests showed it actually worked... the hay became soaked with motor oil. What a wonderful idea. Dump a crapload of natural hay into the ocean

The Top Hat - Yes, on Saturday it failed, but they wanna make it smaller. It will channel the leak through a pipe to the surface for collection, and at the same time give the ocean the appearance of an early 17th century gentleman. Or Abe Lincoln. You pick. I propose a cane made out of hay to complete the ocean's attire

Fill the ocean with trash - Because oil leaking everywhere isn't enough. Golf balls (GULF balls i made a funny), shredded tires (white wall preferably), paperweights, collectible dolls, beanie babies, footballs, perhaps peanut butter to bind the materials together, all injected into a blowout preventer to clog it

The Houdini aka The Saucy Sailor - Take some rope and tie various knots and jam it in there

The Vanishing Act - Re-route the oil to the Bermuda Triangle

Do we really want something so evil infecting our waters like so:

THE RAFT part 2 from TNUC on Vimeo.

The fact is, something must be done.
Remember the results of the last spill?



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Winning solution? Wait until something comes out of there, then nuke it.

If you have any other award winning ideas, leave comments and I'll post em next week. Trust me, BP won't have the ball rolling by then.