New ARG: Xpand - The Cerebra Group

It may seem a bit early to post this, but I figured I could just keep updating as I go along. If you like words such as "mind" "experiment" or "mkultra" like I do, read on friend. Via email:

Free Your Mind!

We here at The Cerebra Group would like to offer you the exclusive opportunity to expand you mind!
Through out innovative new Xpand program, we are helping people just like you "unlock" their full potential,
with virtually no effort at all!

With The Cerebra Group Xpand program, you can (and will):

* Sharpen your focus!
* Increase your short- and long-term memory!
* Reduce headaches!
* Enhance learning capabilities!


The Cerebra Group is looking for individuals eager to become more that they
ever thought possible.
If you are interested in taking this exciting step toward the future of the human
mind, please respond to this message with a brief bio. We'd love to get to know you!
If you are selected to be a part of our Xpand program, all necessary materials will be
sent directly to you! Hassle-free, and free of charge.

We look forward to hearing from you, and helping you reach your full potential

Sincerely,

A.Townsend
The Cerebra Group

Thanks to ninjaPhilanthropist for the info!

If you are interested, come check it out at unFiction!
And watch for updates here as well!

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BP Oil Spill Solutions. The Best Of The Best So Far.

It's important to remember that the solutions don't actually have to work. They just need to be creative.

Hay - The results in scaled down tests showed it actually worked... the hay became soaked with motor oil. What a wonderful idea. Dump a crapload of natural hay into the ocean

The Top Hat - Yes, on Saturday it failed, but they wanna make it smaller. It will channel the leak through a pipe to the surface for collection, and at the same time give the ocean the appearance of an early 17th century gentleman. Or Abe Lincoln. You pick. I propose a cane made out of hay to complete the ocean's attire

Fill the ocean with trash - Because oil leaking everywhere isn't enough. Golf balls (GULF balls i made a funny), shredded tires (white wall preferably), paperweights, collectible dolls, beanie babies, footballs, perhaps peanut butter to bind the materials together, all injected into a blowout preventer to clog it

The Houdini aka The Saucy Sailor - Take some rope and tie various knots and jam it in there

The Vanishing Act - Re-route the oil to the Bermuda Triangle

Do we really want something so evil infecting our waters like so:

THE RAFT part 2 from TNUC on Vimeo.

The fact is, something must be done.
Remember the results of the last spill?



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Winning solution? Wait until something comes out of there, then nuke it.

If you have any other award winning ideas, leave comments and I'll post em next week. Trust me, BP won't have the ball rolling by then.