Thursday, June 3, 2010

New ARG: Xpand - The Cerebra Group


It may seem a bit early to post this, but I figured I could just keep updating as I go along. If you like words such as "mind" "experiment" or "mkultra" like I do, read on friend. Via email:

Free Your Mind!

We here at The Cerebra Group would like to offer you the exclusive opportunity to expand you mind!
Through out innovative new Xpand program, we are helping people just like you "unlock" their full potential,
with virtually no effort at all!

With The Cerebra Group Xpand program, you can (and will):

* Sharpen your focus!
* Increase your short- and long-term memory!
* Reduce headaches!
* Enhance learning capabilities!


The Cerebra Group is looking for individuals eager to become more that they
ever thought possible.
If you are interested in taking this exciting step toward the future of the human
mind, please respond to this message with a brief bio. We'd love to get to know you!
If you are selected to be a part of our Xpand program, all necessary materials will be
sent directly to you! Hassle-free, and free of charge.

We look forward to hearing from you, and helping you reach your full potential

Sincerely,

A.Townsend
The Cerebra Group

Thanks to ninjaPhilanthropist for the info!

If you are interested, come check it out at unFiction!
And watch for updates here as well!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

BP Oil Spill Solutions. The Best Of The Best So Far.

It's important to remember that the solutions don't actually have to work. They just need to be creative.

Hay - The results in scaled down tests showed it actually worked... the hay became soaked with motor oil. What a wonderful idea. Dump a crapload of natural hay into the ocean

The Top Hat - Yes, on Saturday it failed, but they wanna make it smaller. It will channel the leak through a pipe to the surface for collection, and at the same time give the ocean the appearance of an early 17th century gentleman. Or Abe Lincoln. You pick. I propose a cane made out of hay to complete the ocean's attire

Fill the ocean with trash - Because oil leaking everywhere isn't enough. Golf balls (GULF balls i made a funny), shredded tires (white wall preferably), paperweights, collectible dolls, beanie babies, footballs, perhaps peanut butter to bind the materials together, all injected into a blowout preventer to clog it

The Houdini aka The Saucy Sailor - Take some rope and tie various knots and jam it in there

The Vanishing Act - Re-route the oil to the Bermuda Triangle

Do we really want something so evil infecting our waters like so:

THE RAFT part 2 from TNUC on Vimeo.



The fact is, something must be done.
Remember the results of the last spill?



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Winning solution? Wait until something comes out of there, then nuke it.

If you have any other award winning ideas, leave comments and I'll post em next week. Trust me, BP won't have the ball rolling by then.

Monday, May 31, 2010

GUYS: HOT CHICK LIGHTSABER FIGHT!

Honestly, it doesn't get much better than this. Hot chicks. Lightsabers. Nuff said. Watch the video.

GIRLS AND COMICS: Survey Results


Illustrator and cartoonist Hope Larson (Salamander Dream, Gray Horses) recently took a survey titled "Girls & Comics" for girls and women who read comics. Here are the results via her livejournal:

How old were you when you started reading comics?
Most respondents read newspaper comics quite young, at age 4 or 5, but didn’t get seriously into comics until between the ages of 8 to 13. The most common age to become a fan of comics was 12. There’s a significant drop in girls coming to comics after age 14.

How did you first discover comics?
Most respondents (about a third) were introduced to comics by a parent, usually Dad, and most started out reading Archie and newspaper comics.

The second most popular gateway to comics was TV: the X-Men cartoon, Sailor Moon, or a live-action show like Sabrina the Teenaged Witch, Smallville, or Buffy.

The third most popular gateway was through a male relative or male friend.

What comics were your favorites as a teen/tween?
Superhero comics were the most popular category of comic, closely followed by manga. Goth/horror and webcomics were also popular.

The most popular comic named was X-Men, followed by Sandman, Batman, Rumiko Takahashi’s work (Ranma ½, Inu Yasha, etc.), Spiderman, Sailor Moon, Alan Moore’s work, and comics by CLAMP.

What appealed to you about your favorite comic?
The thing that drew most respondents to their favorite comics was the characters: Either relatable, realistic characters (like the misfit X-Men) or “kick-ass” wish-fulfillment characters.

A compelling story and strong artwork were of nearly equal importance to teen readers, with the story being slightly more important.

Many also craved dark or “adult” subject matter.

Where did you get your comics?
Most respondents acquired their comics from a variety of sources. More than half shopped at a local comic store, and about a third shopped at chain bookstores. The next most popular sources of comics were a grocery, newsstand or corner store, a library, or hand-me-downs/comics borrowed from friends.

Downloads & Scanlations
A quarter of respondents admitted reading scans, but saw them as a last resort and said they would prefer to read the books on paper. Reasons given for reading scans were lack of money and a desire to read manga which hadn’t yet been published in English.

Conventions
Almost half of respondents attended cons, mainly anime conventions. Many mentioned engaging in cosplay.

Free Comic Book Day
A quarter attended FCBD as a teen.

Comics-related Library Event
5 girls had attended a comics-related library event.

Author Signing
4 girls had attended an author signing.

What can authors, publishers, retailers do to better serve teen/tween girls?
1) More and better female characters, especially protagonists. Girls want to see strong, in-control, kick-ass women calling the shots.

2) A welcoming atmosphere in local comic stores is key. Many respondents reported feeling uncomfortable in comic stores. They were stared at, talked down to, and generally treated without respect.

3) Pink, sparkly cutesy comics about boyfriends, ponies, cupcakes and shopping are widely reviled. Condescend to female readers at your peril, writers and comic publishers.

4) The hypersexualization/objectification of female superheroines makes female readers uncomfortable, and sexual violence as a plot point has got to stop.

5) Girls need good stories in a variety of genres.

6) Most girls don’t even know comics exist, or that they would enjoy them. Publishers need to advertise in mainstream media and comic shops need to reach out to girls.

7) Make comics for boys and girls. Comics with dual male and female protagonists. Comics with large casts that offer something for everyone.

8) Use licensed properties to lure new readers into comics.

9) Availability is a problem. Get more comics into schools. Get more comics into libraries—especially school libraries. Get more comics into bookstores, especially large chains.

10) There need to be more women creating comics and working in the industry as editors and publishers.

Everyone likes a kick in the balls. Unless You're on the receiving end.



I mean really, what can be said? It's not a wiffle ball! The kid was above the bar!
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